10. They try to pay at the host stand

9. They ask what malt liquors you have on draft

8. They give great verbal tips

7. They have a coupon

6. Their party consists of one adult and five kids

5. They think they will just split something

4. They ask if refills are free

3. They finish their meal and it was terrible

2. They ask how much EVERYTHING is

1. They want to order off the kids menu

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